I came across a flea
And his name was Tim
I said to him,
Oh Tim,
Where have you been?
"From the head to
The tail
To the neck to
The toes
I've seen it all
I've lived it all"
And what, said I
To my new friend
Tim,
Was it that you did
Learn?
Well, said Tim,
With a sly little grin,
I have learned
But one lesson
In this life of mine.
Pray tell, Tim, pray tell.
Tis this then that I've learned:
That life, she is a bitch
She is a real bitch, said Tim.