I turn right
You call left
I turn left
You call back
I turn back
You ask why'd I do that

I say no
You say don't ask
I say yes
You say why'd you say that

Green is blue
up is sideways
wrong is right
unless it is wrong

I'm so afraid of making you upset
I've turned into a buffoon
You sit, laugh
Shaking your head
thinking what an indecisive clown I am